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POTTIE AWARDS

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​I get very hyped up to buy crap ... all kinds of crap because it looks amazing on social media, in a magazine ad or on a billboard. I get an urge to lip-lock with the UPS guy when a package appears at my door, and I just get that giddy-in love feeling as a find a kitchen knife worthy to sever its seams.
 
Horror. Ugly. Wimpy. It isn’t what I thought or bought ... not at all, and everybody on that FB promo looked skinny, pretty, happy, well-rested and euphoric when they used it.
 
We have all been victim to poop … especially moms … kids’ poop, pet poop, and I am sure, product poop. This is why I lovingly named this tab the POTTIE AWARDS. I invite you, with metaphoric toilet paper and Lysol to “flush” the products you thought would be amazing  right down the john and share your lavatory experience.
 
I have had my share from beauty products to toys to food to companies who promised you nirvana and gave you, well … poop.
 
This is the spot to turn on the vent and let it totally rip … products, CEOs, you name it, we want to hear about it!
 
You don’t even have to shut the door here … we can handle it.   

​Give it a flush score from 1-10 … and let’s hear it so nobody else has to deal with the clean up.

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  • Home
  • ABOUT
    • Meet Linda Perillo Zazzali
    • Meet the Family >
      • Devin
      • Brynn
      • Valentina
      • Federica
      • Eva
      • Albert
      • Camilla
      • Gianmarco
  • Dedication
  • GOLDSTAR
  • POTTIE AWARDS
  • MY LOOK
    • FASHION
    • MAKEUP
  • SHOP
    • Tushy Brand Inc
    • Perillo Tours
    • Denny's
    • The Edge Weather
    • StageDoorDesigns
    • Luggage Free
    • Tim Grady Films
    • Sun Couture Tan
    • CRAVE Chocolate
  • TRAVEL
  • THE KITCHEN
  • MY BAD
  • COFFEE WITH
  • PRESS
  • THE BLOG
  • CONTACT