I get very hyped up to buy crap ... all kinds of crap because it looks amazing on social media, in a magazine ad or on a billboard. I get an urge to lip-lock with the UPS guy when a package appears at my door, and I just get that giddy-in love feeling as a find a kitchen knife worthy to sever its seams.
Horror. Ugly. Wimpy. It isn’t what I thought or bought ... not at all, and everybody on that FB promo looked skinny, pretty, happy, well-rested and euphoric when they used it. We have all been victim to poop … especially moms … kids’ poop, pet poop, and I am sure, product poop. This is why I lovingly named this tab the POTTIE AWARDS. I invite you, with metaphoric toilet paper and Lysol to “flush” the products you thought would be amazing right down the john and share your lavatory experience. I have had my share from beauty products to toys to food to companies who promised you nirvana and gave you, well … poop. This is the spot to turn on the vent and let it totally rip … products, CEOs, you name it, we want to hear about it! You don’t even have to shut the door here … we can handle it. Give it a flush score from 1-10 … and let’s hear it so nobody else has to deal with the clean up. |
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Beth Bender Beauty
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